Lucy the Impaler

Boo, mafuckas.

sexy 

“During art class Tuesday, [fifth grader] Jordan drew a scarred vampire with bloodshot eyes and with blood dripping from its nose, mouth and down its cheeks. Art teacher Lloyd Harold helped the boy shade the sketched eyes to give the drawing an even creepier look.” “By the end of the day, Jordan was being told he could not return to Pooler Elementary School until he passed a psychological evaluation.”